
…where I was back in my Junior year dorm and my roommate was nowhere to be found, but one of my best friends (who, IRL, is currently in basic training for the army) was living under the building in a rabbit hole kind of thing and was trying to break up with this crazy woman who had a lot of filet knives but she decided to not come after us as we were going to some gardening class where we had to plant herbs and stuff and the groundspeople were clearing away snow on the sidewalks and just as I went to smell a plant that I thought was sage the dog barked and I woke up.
That freakin’ moment when you’ve just taken out your contacts but forgot to find your glasses on the dark desk and now you’re nearly blind and have to feel around your desk like a moron to find your glasses that are actually right in front of your face.