favorite film moments: the educational bits of jurassic park [1993]
DAH-NO-SAWERS.
(Source: pretty-grimm-ones-too)
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
THE JAZZ HANDS.

The jews!
And now to watch Bill Bailey’s Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra.
G’night, folks.
I think I’m going to go eat a can of pineapple then use the juice for a beverage.
Neighbor - Band of Horses
(Source: double-rainbow-warrior)
A Sua Voz - The Dear Hunter
#Sunnydaybikeridejam
(Source: ennuiandthesea)
I got a jury summons today.
I am so excited to exercise my civil liberties next month. </sarcasm>

…where I was in some sort of acting troupe and we had lots of costumes and things to pick from for our individual performances (or we could pick a partner) and I was alone for two performances. The first one I out-bellydanced some skinny woman (which was neat, although I’m not sure how well I did; I couldn’t see myself). Before the second performance I saved some little kid from getting beat up by telling the bully dude to punch me. And he did. But it was a very pansy punch, so I figured it was my turn to punch him and I popped him on the side of the head. He got mad so he punched me in between the eyes and I got excited because I was hoping he could break my nose so I could make it straight again (I got hit in the face with a soccer ball a few times too many as a kid, so my nose is crooked). THEN I got an idea that for my performance I would have this bully dude punch me in the face and I’d punch him and we’d go back and forth until someone passed out. So I told him and he hesitated, but agreed to do it.
Then I woke up.