Lemoncake

dose-me:

garysetsfires:

kleitzification:

ALL OF THAT MALIBU O.O

 oh wow 0_0

That is a crazy amount of liquor. Not nearly enough beer. I need more balance than that. And some wine.

My first thought: what’s all that water doing there?

(Source: trancemeow)

Can I just say

that the responsible limit to how much scotch to drink in three hours is definitely less than six?

Friday night: four glasses (following a beer).

Saturday night: six glasses (following a beer and two margaritas).

Oy vey.

fyeahartstudentowl:

via Sierra

SO MUCH TRUTHINESS. I FREAKING LOVE THIS.

lordrelay:

via asset.soup.io