(Source: spark-light)

#Things I find in my “shit” folder on my desktop. I think this is from a year ago when I had the same length hair. I’m even wearing that exact hoodie right now.

mamrie:

NEW YDAD ALERT:

Happy New Year, Yall!

Now, I’m off to eat more biscuits.

playstationgirl:

Six Cocktails & Shots Based On Video Games.

Uncharted 3: Drinks Deception

Seeking adventure? Ignite this Goldschlager and overproof rum depth charge then plunge it into a ginger beer ocean.

Elderflower Scrolls: Skyyrum

A sweet yet heroic epic, pairing elderflower presse with spiced rum to cast an exotic spell over your taste buds.

LA Noire: Truth, Lie, Stout

Solve the case of the Black Russian by interrogating this tasty mix of Kahlua, vodka and Guinness.

The Modern Warfare frag grenade

Earn maximum experience points by priming and consuming this explosive concoction.

The Portal Two

The finest beverage breakthroughs from the Aperture alcohol research labs. Drink them in the name of science. You monster.

Batman: Arkham Party

The caped crusader better have some paracetamol in that utility belt – this isn’t so much a cocktail as a super villain fist fight.

Want the recipe? Click Here

Booze and video games. All of the win that has ever been won is right here.

Merry Christmas, Tumblr

Here’s a recipe for homemade Irish Cream:

• 1 can evaporated milk
• 1 can sweetened condensed milk
• 1 pint vanilla ice cream
• 1 tsp instant coffee
• 1 tbsp vanilla
• 1 tsp coconut extract
• 1 tsp chocolate extract
• 2 cups whiskey (I prefer Canadian Club, Black Velvet works)

Optional: use chocolate ice cream and eliminate chocolate extract

Optional: use 2 tbsp Hershey syrup and eliminate chocolate extract

Optional: use coffee ice cream and eliminate instant coffee

Keep it refrigerated! And enjoy responsibly!

nedhepburn:

Drunk History Christmas: with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes.

Drunk History Christmas

These. Are. HILARIOUS.

All of the drunk histories.

bluemeanies:

thebigshow:

maxasaurus:

itsnotthatfunnyisit:

kristenbobisten:

suicideblonde:

Christina Hendricks at her annual Christmas party, December 10th

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.

GOTDAYUM, really? I can never get over this chick’s rack. 

bitch can drink scotch?
aw shit. 

I know what I want for Christmas.

hey, James, look.

Oh, I’m looking, Jerrica. I am looking.

So jealous of that scotch. And that dress. Damn.

mamrie:

This is goddamn delightful!

wingedmonkey:

YouDeserveADrink

HARRY POTTER DRINKING GAME

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

kitsune-jinkotsu:

Drink when:

-Spell is cast (by name)
-“Harry Potter” is said
-Harry’s scar starts hurting
-Harry flies around on his broom
-Harry mentions his parents
-Harry disobeys the rules
-Someone speaks parsletongue
-Hagrid is shown with an animal
-Ron being poor
-Hermione being smart/doing something better than everyone/mentions a book she’s read
-“You-know-who”/”he who shall not be named”
-Big gulp for “Voldemort”
-Voldemort is on screen
-Draco sneers/is a dick/taunts someone
-Snape looks down his nose at someone
-Dumbledore is wise/”knowing”
-Dursley’s abuse Harry in some way
-Someone says “magic”
-Someone says “muggle”
-House points are awarded/taken away
-Paintings talk/moving staircase moves
-Hedwig’s Theme plays
-Harry repeats what someone just said
-When Harry asks, “What do you know about [insert movie title]?” 

Now I just need someone to play this with

OH LAWD.

(Source: lnfecting)

Maker’s Mark

It’s warm in Kentucky.

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Whiskey will make me feel better about myself.

This Angry Orchard Apple Ginger hard cider is flippin’ bitchin.