Lemoncake

bluemeanies:

thebigshow:

maxasaurus:

itsnotthatfunnyisit:

kristenbobisten:

suicideblonde:

Christina Hendricks at her annual Christmas party, December 10th

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.

GOTDAYUM, really? I can never get over this chick’s rack. 

bitch can drink scotch?
aw shit. 

I know what I want for Christmas.

hey, James, look.

Oh, I’m looking, Jerrica. I am looking.

So jealous of that scotch. And that dress. Damn.

mamrie:

This is goddamn delightful!

wingedmonkey:

YouDeserveADrink

HARRY POTTER DRINKING GAME

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

kitsune-jinkotsu:

Drink when:

-Spell is cast (by name)
-“Harry Potter” is said
-Harry’s scar starts hurting
-Harry flies around on his broom
-Harry mentions his parents
-Harry disobeys the rules
-Someone speaks parsletongue
-Hagrid is shown with an animal
-Ron being poor
-Hermione being smart/doing something better than everyone/mentions a book she’s read
-“You-know-who”/”he who shall not be named”
-Big gulp for “Voldemort”
-Voldemort is on screen
-Draco sneers/is a dick/taunts someone
-Snape looks down his nose at someone
-Dumbledore is wise/”knowing”
-Dursley’s abuse Harry in some way
-Someone says “magic”
-Someone says “muggle”
-House points are awarded/taken away
-Paintings talk/moving staircase moves
-Hedwig’s Theme plays
-Harry repeats what someone just said
-When Harry asks, “What do you know about [insert movie title]?” 

Now I just need someone to play this with

OH LAWD.

(Source: lnfecting)

Maker’s Mark

It’s warm in Kentucky.

This Angry Orchard Apple Ginger hard cider is flippin’ bitchin.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand one quadruple whiskey neat or whatever it was is definitely good for tonight. Especially since I have to work in the morning.

It’s a quadruple whiskey kind of night.

Johnnie Walker’s Blue Label Collection

theentropiancolonist:

Best.

GPOY what I say after 4+ scotches. I’ve only tested up to seven. Of course, after that I can’t count.

(Source: kovacsed)

Whiskey toothpaste.

File this under things that need to be on my bathroom sink. Right now.

dose-me:

garysetsfires:

kleitzification:

ALL OF THAT MALIBU O.O

 oh wow 0_0

That is a crazy amount of liquor. Not nearly enough beer. I need more balance than that. And some wine.

My first thought: what’s all that water doing there?

(Source: trancemeow)

Nights with temps below 55˚F? Whiskey and homemade apple cider. Mmmyes.

Glass one is five fingers.

Not sure if I’ll be conscious when I finish it.

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