Lemoncake

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REGULAR ORDINARY SWEDISH MEAL TIME.

*Inadvertently learning swedish*

LOUIS CICADA.

PUNS.

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It takes a lot of self-control, I’ll tell ya that.

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girlswholovebeards:

Happy Valentine’s Day!

From: The Girls Who Love Beards Club

PUNS.

beforeisleep:

too immature to watch the local weather

If girls acted like guys in a bar.

This is why Simon Pegg is a wonderful human being.

bluemeanies:

canarycoal:

thejordanator:

So much yes.

this why i feel seriously bad about having long hair now. see also my hair getting tangled in his beard

Omission: the part where she has all the covers and you’ve only got your beard to keep yourself warm.

Oh noes, maybe I’d better cut my hair shorter. OH WAIT. No need.

And I’ll admit, I’m a blanket hog. I need approximately 10 pounds of blankets to be comfortable.