Lemoncake

Made a margarita pie for my roommate’s birthday. It’s boozeless….for now.

Reblog so people know who you are.

Name: Mary
Tumblr Name: Lemoncake
Nickname(s): Lemoncake, Mar-Why, Mary Mary, Jesus Lemur
Birthday: November 6, 1988
Relationship Status: Forever alone
Random fact about you: My upper lateral incisors never came in when I lost my baby teeth, so I’m missing two teeth on the top.
Hobbies/Interests: Biking, being outside, music festivals and live music, beer, and whiskey.
Do you smoke/drink: Nope/Not as much anymore.
Why Tumblr?: Why not?

(Source: mstrueimage)

Today I will be working my last day shift for the foreseeable future.

Be prepared for some grumpy posts after today.

And Rage Duty© playing.

I read 400 out of 425 pages of the Prisoner of Azkaban tonight.
On a related note, I’ve listened to two moe.down’s worth of moe.

#Things I find in my “shit” folder on my desktop. I think this is from a year ago when I had the same length hair. I’m even wearing that exact hoodie right now.

I’m off to Rochester ‘til Tuesday afternoon. Then I’m back here in Buffalo to work for two days.

Then. MOE. FOR. NEW. YEARS. IN. MAINE.

Wish me safe travels because this is the time of year when there are crazier people on the roads than me.

Got the house to myself.

Gonna soak in a gingerbread bubble bath and play loud music and drink my Guinness.

Class. I’ve got it.

GPOY.

It’s so windy out but this whiskey wil keep me nice and warm.

Stayin’ classy in Buffalo.

Mary

myfuckingnameis:

My name is Mary. Not Marie. Not Maria. It’s easy to spell. There are no “e”s or “i”s in it. It’s spelled like every single person who has ever had the name Mary who wasn’t a hippie has spelled it. Also, no, you’re not the first one to ask me about my lamb or about my garden. I don’t fucking have either. I’m not usually contrary, either, unless you annoy me, which is bound to happen if you refer to me as “The Virgin Mary”.

My Fucking Name is Mary.

And yes, I am aware that my name rhymes with airy, berry/bury, cherry, dairy, fairy/ferry, hairy, kerry/carrie, larry, merry, perry, scary, terry, very, and wary.

Oh and my Star Wars cookies came out awesome. A light coat of anise icing made them motherflippin perfect.