Lemoncake

dnsh:

campfiresmell:

Wow. I actually wanna buy a candle…

doin it right. ~CFS

many, many (weh) years ago, I went on an AP Biology field trip to the Pocono Environmental Education Center, or PEEC, and it was pretty much the best field trip ever. We hiked a ton, built campfires, and went stargazing, which, when growing up in light polluted suburban New Jersey, was amazing.

Anyway, one night we were sitting around a campfire and, after some time, one of my tiny friends let one of our wrestler male classmates borrow her hoodie, which, remarkably, fit him. Later, a few of us left everyone a bit early to call first dibs on the showers (I hadn’t fully embraced the art of just staying dirty yet), and when we got the cabins, my friend tossed the returned hoodie to me.

“Dana, smell that. Tell me that isn’t the best smell you ever smelled.”

I inhaled and did indeed smell the best smell I ever smelled - the musky scent of boy combined with the smoky scent of campfire. I was in love.

“Boys and fire is easily the greatest smell ever. I wish every boy would smell like this.”

Now, with this candle, I am one step closer to not risking setting my backyard/a boy on fire every time I want to smell that best smell ever. Who needs an actual boy and an actual campfire when there is science?

I mean, I do, but this is good for rainy days.

That smell. Damn.

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Viggo is a stud.

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Dear Men (and boys),

brain-food:

I’m writing to apologize on behalf of all the females that have been shit heads to you. I see so many blogs written by ladies (even me) that target heartbroken women. Not male bashing, but i guess that whole, “guys suck and you’re beautiful” type of theme. But you know what, we’re assholes too. Females are just as capable of shitting on your soul, ripping out your heart and just hadouken that motherfucker. So I just wanted to say, women also suck and you’re beautiful. Yep, men can be beautiful. 

Now, i don’t have to state that some members of your pack can be some real Douche McFuckheads. I’m sure you know this by now. Mainly because we remind you all the time that we have met these Douche McFuckheads, and most of the time we meet them before you. It’s not your fault, bad luck of the draw. And if a woman can’t appreciate you, then you need to find somebody who will. Someone who is ready and open to have you and all of your awesomeness. Because like i said, women are also capable of being assholes. It’s not a rare thing at all.

We’re all not like that though, and i’m sure you’re all not shit heads either. We all want the same thing, non-shit heads. So i appreciate you still continuing the dating life, regardless of the asshat women you’ve come across. The ones that used you as a buffer to get to your best friend, the ones that never called back, the ones that used you for an emotional booty call, the ones that used you for a rebound, or the ones that said you were just too nice for them. Fuck them. I can tell you this, i’d date you. No one is ever too nice for me, and i’m sure there are plenty of women who’d say the same thing. 

Now i know many females are probably reading this saying to themselves, “well guys always say that to me too.” This isn’t about you, this about guys who get the shit end of the stick as well. We’re not the only ones who deal with shit heads in men, because ladies, we have some shit heads on our team as well. This isn’t about that, this isn’t a “who has been more of a dick to the other gender” debate. This is just one women, saying to her male audience that has come across some asshole females, i’m sorry. We’re all not like that, and you’re an awesome person. And if you ever want to grab a coffee sometime to hang out, let me know. We can swap war stories and have a fun time. I know you’re a nice guy, and you know what, I like nice guys.

Your Friend, 
Kyoko 

I can’t stand that some of my fellow women think men (or anyone, really) are mind-readers.

brain-food:

Young Ian McKellan, be still my heart. 

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susiesnapshot:

Sean Connery

sirmitchell:

robdelaney:

Fucking try not to like Matt Damon. 

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