Lemoncake

Hey, eye doctor. Thanks for the contacts. They are the perfect gift for Valentine’s day.

Now my vision is MARGINALLY BETTER FTW.

PUNS.

This is why Simon Pegg is a wonderful human being.

bluemeanies:

canarycoal:

thejordanator:

So much yes.

this why i feel seriously bad about having long hair now. see also my hair getting tangled in his beard

Omission: the part where she has all the covers and you’ve only got your beard to keep yourself warm.

Oh noes, maybe I’d better cut my hair shorter. OH WAIT. No need.

And I’ll admit, I’m a blanket hog. I need approximately 10 pounds of blankets to be comfortable.

Codeacademy is a great site for learning code and I think I’m really getting the hand of this.

(It’s actually called concatenating. Knowledge!)

Things I don’t enjoy: cold bras in the winter.

Today I will be working my last day shift for the foreseeable future.

Be prepared for some grumpy posts after today.

And Rage Duty© playing.

I read 400 out of 425 pages of the Prisoner of Azkaban tonight.
On a related note, I’ve listened to two moe.down’s worth of moe.

Merry Christmas, Tumblr

Here’s a recipe for homemade Irish Cream:

• 1 can evaporated milk
• 1 can sweetened condensed milk
• 1 pint vanilla ice cream
• 1 tsp instant coffee
• 1 tbsp vanilla
• 1 tsp coconut extract
• 1 tsp chocolate extract
• 2 cups whiskey (I prefer Canadian Club, Black Velvet works)

Optional: use chocolate ice cream and eliminate chocolate extract

Optional: use 2 tbsp Hershey syrup and eliminate chocolate extract

Optional: use coffee ice cream and eliminate instant coffee

Keep it refrigerated! And enjoy responsibly!

Got the house to myself.

Gonna soak in a gingerbread bubble bath and play loud music and drink my Guinness.

Class. I’ve got it.

GPOY.