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Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
- Dr. Suess (via sirmitchell)
Yes, Obama duped young people by not doing every single thing they want. So now, they’ll all vote Republican. It’s like when I want some bread, I won’t settle for half a loaf. Instead, I will have a muffin made of broken glass.
- Stephen Colbert (via radioheadofficial)

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Well really this is all catastrophic, and we’re tethered to the hull of a sinking ship, scratching for a breath at the surface, praying for the ropes to slip.

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That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
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- Charles Bukowski

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I hate flip flops.

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They’re ugly. Feet are gross. They make that stupid flip flop noise. People don’t know how to walk in them so they drag their feet which makes more dumb noises. Rage.

Agreed.

Life’s a movie best viewed in high definition.

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designersof:

-Dr. Seuss 

designersof:

-Dr. Seuss 

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Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Noise-isolating headphones are nice…

I just wish they came with an invisibility feature; that way everyone could be as aware of my existence as I care to be of theirs.

(brettbell)

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“And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t belive in magic will never find it.”
-Roald Dahl

“And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t belive in magic will never find it.”

-Roald Dahl

They better leave Willie the fuck alone, man, Willie Nelson is a legend. Sometimes you need to back up off of certain people and have a certain amount of respect for your elders. And Willie Nelson is our elder. Willie Nelson is my motherfuckin’ people, if you got a problem with Willie Nelson, you got a problem with me.
- Snoop Dogg in reference to Willie Nelsons recent arrest for marijuana possession (via kevinnj)

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And when he came back to, he was flat on his back on the beach in the freezing sand, and it was raining out of a low sky, and the tide was way out.
- David Foster Wallace ‘Infinite Jest’
fuckyeahtattoos:
On The Road, Jack Kerouac

fuckyeahtattoos:

On The Road, Jack Kerouac

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Let’s rock like meth!
- My new catchphrase
 
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