Lemoncake

It takes a lot of self-control, I’ll tell ya that.

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plus5mace:

blowholes man.

bendrawslife:

Achy-Breaky Butt.

Because Katherine and I are obviously third graders… and stuck in the 90s. 

This. I wish I could be more enthusiastic about the super bowl this year.

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That’s NEAT!

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Hate. Open. Mouth. Chewers.

And mouth breathers. I can understand if you’ve just run a marathon, but you’re watching TV. Unnecessary.

I should play this when FoxNews is on at work. Which is all the time.

I’d probably end up burning the place down.

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gaminginyourunderwear:

Sounds like something I’d do, but my love of puns is truly great. 

Puns. Are. AWESOME.

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